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fuck brain

1. A person who impedes the flow of traffic on two lane highways by driving far below the speed limit.

2. A person who makes a stupid move while driving a car.
1. That stupid fuck brain is doing 35 MPH in a 55 zone!!

2. That stupid fuck brain!! They don't know how to drive. Look, they're all over the road!!
by Dan of Earth February 20, 2005
mugGet the fuck brainmug.

Brain-crash

Situation in which the brain locks-up like a crashed computer due to overload.
Today went so fubar I suffered a brain-crash
by SkyCharger November 2, 2008
mugGet the Brain-crashmug.

lamb brains

The act of taking only your ball sack out of your pants, choking the balls tightly to the bottom of the sack tightly with your fist, and then standing nonchalantly next to a friend in an attempt to get him or her to look them unknowingly. When and if they do look, you must bleat loudly, mocking a sheep.
That lousy Ralphy got me to look at his lamb brains the other night… and it was while I was eating too.
by Ted N. Renner May 2, 2006
mugGet the lamb brainsmug.

brain sucking

to suck out other peoples thoughts, thust making ones self smarter, and leaving the others thoughtless.
dude, brooke totaly just sucked kaity's brain. now she can't even remember owls. i think shes addicted to brain sucking.
by ollyfordgertnator February 25, 2009
mugGet the brain suckingmug.

Shit-for-brains

Someone who focuses on negative things in making a decision!
The whole party focused on the negative aspects of inward migration and not the positive, they had shit-for-brains!
by SkwellyDancer May 15, 2018
mugGet the Shit-for-brainsmug.

Morning Brain

When you first wake up and you are stupider than normal.
Dude, I can’t do that right now I got morning brain.
by Yo Mama Like Me January 4, 2021
mugGet the Morning Brainmug.

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