by mankay October 12, 2022

A person who claims that they are straight but constantly makes sexual references and does sexual things around the boys making it seem as if they are gay.
Guy - Damn, I know he likes a girl and all, but he tried to give me anal
Other Guy - He must be a Blake Curls
Other Guy - He must be a Blake Curls
by Boner man 420 May 9, 2022

A Blake is someone that will bully you. I’ve known one for 7 years and he still bully’s me even if I try to get along with him
by @ttv_trio_ August 18, 2020

A fat human being who serves no purpose other than bankrupting all you can eat buffets. Blakes have huge peperoni nipples and rape bigfoots in hotel beds. Blakes claim to have girlfriends but in reality they are Gorlocs the destroyers who might have a dick (I haven't checked). They are typically 6'0 but in width. If you see a Blake the typically take up the entire walk way. Blakes usually live paycheck to paycheck and get super excited if they find a nickel on the ground.
by Gorloc The Destroyer January 21, 2024

Has a small dick and will always be very small and kind but can be mean to his good friends and he is an amazing person 🥰 he’s small and cute
by Ayyyygangpoo December 7, 2019

A nickname given to Blake Griffin given by 2k YouTuber, Krispy Flakes. This was given to him because he didn't dunk the basketball since 2019, but when he signed with the Nets, he dunked in his debut game.
Stanley Johnson sucked. Bitchass Blake faked sucked. It's worse.
Here's bitchass blake with his first dunk since 2019.
Here's bitchass blake with his first dunk since 2019.
by D-ManofWords March 22, 2021

by LODB May 19, 2020
