A really tall girl with a overgrown face, about 40 teeth all cramed in to her mouth.
Also sporting a gammy leg, so she walks about like a old decripted Horse.
Sometimes they like to neigh..., when laughing
And would take any guy they could get their hooves on.
Also sporting a gammy leg, so she walks about like a old decripted Horse.
Sometimes they like to neigh..., when laughing
And would take any guy they could get their hooves on.
John: look at the state of that Dirty Horse at the bar, make's me feel sick!
Mike: Errr... i can see her teeth from here.
John: look's like she trying to get her hooves on Martin aswell hahah...
Mike: Errr... i can see her teeth from here.
John: look's like she trying to get her hooves on Martin aswell hahah...
by O and L April 8, 2011
Get the Dirty Horsemug. Can be used as a synonym for screwed, taken advantage of. Can also be used to describe a sexual encounter.
by elusive007 March 31, 2009
Get the horse jackmug. A way of masturbation where the horny "user" slaps their cock as hard as possible, and then grabs a condom, and put it on their feet. They then grab a coke can, put it on their cock, and spray paint the can purple. Then they jack it to nickelback for 2 hours
by Jesus hinself September 29, 2017
Get the Throbbing horsemug. when a horse has sex, or sometimes oral sex (or possibly anal sex) with a woman or man. When the horse blows its load it often smiles and says something clever, leaving the person covered in horse semen.
Person: "This horse is aggressive"
Horse: "fuck yeah! mothafucka!"
Person: "You ejaculated on my head and clothes!"
Horse: "It's because you were fuckin' fucked by a horse you fuckin' fuck fucker!"
Horse: "fuck yeah! mothafucka!"
Person: "You ejaculated on my head and clothes!"
Horse: "It's because you were fuckin' fucked by a horse you fuckin' fuck fucker!"
by Big Wank April 25, 2006
Get the fucked by a horsemug. by Corey V April 3, 2008
Get the horse assmug. The female equivolent of a small penis. A large and loose vagina. As undesireable amongst the male population as a 3 inch penis is to the female population.
Man, that girl from last night would have been a perfect 10 if it wasn't for her horse pussy! She had the biggest meat curtains I have ever seen. When I first saw it I thought it was a bulldog chewing on mayonaise!
by Nosam October 8, 2007
Get the horse pussymug. An overly large dildo. Used mainly when the vagina has grown too large for a normal dildo and a nightmare to men everywhere.
I broke up with my girlfriend when i found her horse dildo.
I found a horse dildo at Carter's and he was just as shocked as i was.
I found a horse dildo at Carter's and he was just as shocked as i was.
by shakkakan February 4, 2010
Get the Horse Dildomug.