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horse jack

Can be used as a synonym for screwed, taken advantage of. Can also be used to describe a sexual encounter.
I got horse jacked at the car dealership.

Lisa's hot, I would horse jack that ass every morning.
by elusive007 March 31, 2009
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yellow horse

very weird cousins, mostly pregnant; also can mean good luck
they are such yellow horses
by yellow horse1152 March 31, 2017
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Throbbing horse

A way of masturbation where the horny "user" slaps their cock as hard as possible, and then grabs a condom, and put it on their feet. They then grab a coke can, put it on their cock, and spray paint the can purple. Then they jack it to nickelback for 2 hours
"What's your favorite way of ejackulating?"
"HEEHAA I'M A THROBBING HORSE BITCH"
by Jesus hinself September 29, 2017
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fucked by a horse

when a horse has sex, or sometimes oral sex (or possibly anal sex) with a woman or man. When the horse blows its load it often smiles and says something clever, leaving the person covered in horse semen.
Person: "This horse is aggressive"
Horse: "fuck yeah! mothafucka!"
Person: "You ejaculated on my head and clothes!"
Horse: "It's because you were fuckin' fucked by a horse you fuckin' fuck fucker!"
by Big Wank April 25, 2006
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horse ass

Someone with an apple bottom the size of a horses ass, also refered to as a J-LO booty
That fat girl over there has a horse ass.
by Corey V April 3, 2008
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horse pussy

The female equivolent of a small penis. A large and loose vagina. As undesireable amongst the male population as a 3 inch penis is to the female population.
Man, that girl from last night would have been a perfect 10 if it wasn't for her horse pussy! She had the biggest meat curtains I have ever seen. When I first saw it I thought it was a bulldog chewing on mayonaise!
by Nosam October 8, 2007
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Horse Dildo

An overly large dildo. Used mainly when the vagina has grown too large for a normal dildo and a nightmare to men everywhere.
I broke up with my girlfriend when i found her horse dildo.
I found a horse dildo at Carter's and he was just as shocked as i was.
by shakkakan February 4, 2010
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