Chris Ho

A person that is constantly engaged in "enlightenment" of the mind.

What the sardine bread! I didn't know he was such a Chris Ho!

by ieatsardinebread May 7, 2010

Timmy Ho

Short for Tim Horton's, also known as "Timmy's" or "Tim's". Tim Horton's is the largest Canadian fast food restaurant franchise and Canadian cultural icon famous for its coffee and doughnuts.

The debunked urban legend that Tim's puts nicotine or other such addictive drugs in the coffee has sparked a cult-like following of caffeine addicts who regularly visit their Timmy Ho to get their fix.

ugh... my head is fucking killing me!! Gotta go see my Timmy Ho cause I'm jonesing for a double-double!

by redsaidfred June 28, 2009

Spiderman that Ho

When your banging a chick from behind and just before your about to cum, pull out, spit on her back, wipe it off, and when she turns around to look at you, blow a load in her face and at the same time do the Spiderman web throw action with your hand. Then you comment, "How did you like that Mary Jane?"

How was your date with Kirsten Dunst?
Oh! I Spiderman that Ho

by SteveLSU February 8, 2008

Mouth Ho

One who is very well acquainted with Neil and Bob; a ho of the mouth; a person who is fond of giving fellatio to many faceless, un-named people

Dude. You don't wanna be kissin' that chick. She's a mouth ho. You'll be kissin' the crotch of every guy we know.

by badmuddahfugga May 19, 2009

ho show

Referring to a female who is going out tonight, ie. high heels, fishnet stockings, too short skirt and a layer of make-up so thick you can't even tell what race she is. Wanna try herpes? She's your girl.

See Show

1st person: man, did you see that... what a ho show,
2nd person: Dude, thats my mom.

by thatsagiven September 14, 2007

twirl a ho

to spin one's sex partner round and round on their penis during intercourse

that dude sure knows how to twirl a ho

by sweet-tart February 14, 2015

Ho-mestic

Used to describe the female in a relationship that does not have any cooking, cleaning or sewing abilities but instead prefers to balance this deficiency by behaving like a nymphomaniac for her partner.

Lulu can't cook for shit but she gives a mean blow job. I guess you could say she's "Ho-mestic"

by goddesslu April 28, 2010