hipster heroin

Painkillers; vicodin, oxycodone, etc.

Smug hipsters like to think they're doing heroin by living vicariously through their favorite androgynous hipster musicians who have lyrics about heroin. Oddly enough, they would never touch heroin because of the stigma, even though painkillers and heroin are both opiates and chemically very similar.

Dude: "So you're doing hipster heroin every day and you talk down on people who do heroin? You'd probably save some money if you stop lying to yourself and switch to dope. Don't you wanna be like the Velvet Underground?"

Hipster: "No way dude, I'm never gonna touch that stuff. Heroin isn't even like a painkiller hurr durr. And I'm not a hipster (lie)."

by pulse.101 January 8, 2011

hampsterhead

A fat bald guy with a beefy head

I am a hampsterhead; look at that hampsterhead on TV. I want in that hampsterhead.

by Curt zimmerman May 12, 2006

hamsterdance

To start a thread on a message board which has previously been started by others.

Derived from the ubiquitous YouTube "Hamster Dance" videos.

"HAMSTERDANCE!!! We talked about Sarah Palin's plastic tits yesterday, dumbass. Why don't you pay attention?"

by Carrite March 16, 2009

Hamster-Pig

Hamster-Pig is a phrase that originated from the South of England to describe a morbidly obese woman who has both hamster and piglike features. Hamster-Pigs can be found in a variety of places throughout the South of England and will often be seen complaining that there trotters ache, or tucking in to a bucket of the Colonels finest fried chicken.

"eurgh, not Megan? she's a right Hamster-Pig"

"Im sick of the South, theirs so many Hamster-Pigs about"

by Dr Analord September 28, 2009

Hipstercritical

Criticizing or dismissing something 'mainstream' to sound cool and hip

Hipstercrite: The hunger games is so lame, it's pretty much battle royale (has never seen battle royale, overheard this)

Person: Stop being so hipstercritical man

by ReginaFalange September 5, 2013

hamster cheeks

When you have a bloated face because of the number of hamsters that you've forced into your mouth.

Nice hamster cheeks love.

by ithinkiamalive March 3, 2014

hipstercrite

someone who accuses you of being a hipster, while clearly being a hipster themselves.

as per levi douglas jacobs, OG oakland hipster and bona-fide hipstercrite

twitter.com/ShitLeviSays

by sweet molasses June 14, 2014