hand-gate

Obscure basketball stat first mentioned in email to ESPN's Bill Simmons.

A hand-gate is earned when a player (while on the bench) over-dramatically shields his ecstatic teammates from spilling onto the court during a big moment in the game.

The all-time NCAA hand-gate leader is Cherokee Parks with 12.

by Wojo12 March 13, 2010

Hand Tool

A person who is a tool but is generally a substandard one. Similar to the concept of a gump.

That guy is such a hand tool.

by Naked Penguin March 30, 2010

Hand Bitin Fine

A term used to describe a guy who is extremely hot or attractive. Once you see the man, you usually take your hand and bite it because of how attractive he is.

"Oh, man. You see that guy over there?"
*Heck yeah*
"He is for sure Hand Bitin Fine.

(as both bite on their hands)

by Rose24 November 14, 2010

hand slamwich

Yet another name for a high five.

hey bra, give me a hand slamwich!!!

by mikejenn1 October 21, 2012

Hand Dimples

The small creases on the joints of your fingers when your hand is outstretched.

The woman was old and had many hand dimples on her fingers.

by OoGoldbeltoO June 26, 2016

Hand-Jabba The Hut

A big, dirty, bitch that likes to give handjobs.

I heard that girl be Hand-Jabba The Hut.

by MaseTheMajestic June 17, 2018

Hand job

When another person usually a female strokes a mans penis

Dude haylin wanted her phone back so I made her give me a hand job for it

by Hidhdyr7 May 1, 2019