Greasing the cat

The act of setting up a fan at the foot of your bed, getting stark naked, and pointing your butt and crotch at the fan while the cool air blows your swamp ass all over your body.

Dude, it's so hot out, I think the Devil himself would be greasing the cat right now!

by TOVERDORF June 14, 2017

Grease Me

Said by the man who shows up to collect money from you.

Bill; I had to pay Carmen today. He stopped by to pick up his money.

Steve; Did he say "grease me" when you opened the door?

Bill; He always says that when I gotta pay him.

by gamisiking July 10, 2016

goof grease

This dicribes a goofy person thats always greasin' around.

You fuckin' goof grease, what the shit did you do that for??!!

by ken-dawg November 23, 2004

talabases grease

Is when you fuck an old lady and she cums like gravy

Oh baby, make me cum all over your with my talabases grease!

by Mr.grease April 20, 2018

diesel grease

to describe a girl who looks like she will do anything in bed

see that girl over there,she looks diesel grease.DIRTY AS FUCK

by KLINT THRUST September 16, 2009

Grease filled Stew

When a party is so disgusting that when you bump into somone it feels like you just got mauled by a wet sea lion.

Last night was crazy after Shay's grease filled stew.

by Ggarfink January 23, 2017

El Paso Grease Fire

When you cum through a fire and onto a persons face. Covering them in flaming hot semen, burning them.

Did you hear about Rebecca last night, she got an El Paso Grease Fire and had to go to the hospital

by ThatFatterGuy December 4, 2016