tommy fry

absolute god and unit. would beat the shit out of you any day

Did you see Tommy Fry?
No.
He’s an absolute unit built like a brick shithouse!

by absolutefuckingunit February 5, 2022

French fry

The French way to roast someone!

A person with a 12 year old boy's humor: ur mom is gay

French person: Oui oui, (enter insane life-destroying French roast)

Random person: OHHHHHHH! THAT DUDE JUST GOT FRENCH FRIED!!

A person with a 12 year old boy's humor: *Dies from the severity of the French fry*

by I've kidnapped your child August 20, 2023

A bit of Fry & Laurie?

Another way to ask someone if they want to have sex with you

So my girlfriend the other day got really smiley on our date and she slowly tapped my leg and I noticed. I asked her if we could engage in “a bit of Fry & Laurie?” afterwards and she said “sure I’d love that”.

by YuOfTheNight March 24, 2021

Fry Sauce

While having sex on her period you mix the mayonnaise with the ketchup and stir it up really good it makes Fry Sauce.

Would you like to make some Fry Sauce?

by Humpy Foreskin August 10, 2022

Fry me a kipper

It Australian for "Cooking a Hotdog".

Thing 1: Mate, what do you fancy?
Thing 2: Imma fry me a kipper on the heater.

Thing 1: A hotdog? I think I'm gonna chunndar.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 August 20, 2016

Table fry

Standing up and your penis lays on the table

Ah! Put your table fry away!

by Lickmelizzie March 30, 2022

Bedroom Fish-Fry

When your girl gets that bad Charlie horse in her thigh and you use olive oil to massage it out for her, but then when you go to lick her meat wallet it smells like it's been sautéed.

Damn, Cara had a Charlie horse I'm her thigh. I massaged it with oil, but when I went down on her later I totally got that bedroom fish-fry.

by RubberDucky087 February 24, 2023