forkchucker

|fôrk - chək - ər| Noun. One who uses a fork when the occasion calls for chopsticks.

While eating sushi You're such a forkchucker! No need to stab the fish again; it's already dead.

by samna53 August 3, 2010

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forks-intellectual

A special kind of pseudo-intellectual who regularly reveals their lack of real knowledge and sophistication by mispronouncing the pretentious words they try to weave into conversation.

Forks-intellectual: "Oh my, what a terrible forks-paz"
Regular person: "You mean a faux-pas?"
Forks-intellectual: "A what?"

by Lawrence Steelwind April 13, 2011

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Forking

To be confused or to be struggling with a binary choice.

"You're really forking me here prof, I mean I can't decide if I align with procedural or substantive theory" *wipes forehead*

by Gordo986 March 7, 2018

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FORKDICK

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Just think about it for a second

Forkdick plopped down on his bondage sex swing after a long day of work at the chocolate factory and had an epiphany...he suddenly realized why his hermaphrodite mortician mother had named him FORKDICK. Think about it...

by FORKDICK August 4, 2018

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