American Football
American Football by Phantom Definition Writer July 28, 2008
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American Football
An extremely gay sport that gives high school fags a reason to feel "cool" while also comforting them from the fact that they have extremely small dicks. The objective... to be as gay as possible while throwing a leather ball and wearing pads like a pussy. The truth... American football is a slow-paced, piece of shit sport that involves a minimum of 11 vaginas on the field at once.
Football Fag: "Hey, do you think I have a chance at fucking that hot chick from our Calc class?"
Soccer player: "Yeah sure, if your dick was existent and you weren't such a faggot."
Football Fag: "Hey thanks man. I'm a tool because I play American Football."
Soccer player: "Fuck off."
Soccer player: "Yeah sure, if your dick was existent and you weren't such a faggot."
Football Fag: "Hey thanks man. I'm a tool because I play American Football."
Soccer player: "Fuck off."
American Football by Futbalzdumb June 11, 2011
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Amherst Football Team
The team that thinks they can do good, but then when the game actually comes up, they bomb it and blow a 30 to 12 lead, but then the tides turn and then the score becomes 30 to 45 and they Amherst Football team ends up with an L.
Amherst Football team: Alright boys u ready for the big game, YEAH!!
Game score: 35 to 1, Amherst leads.
Third quarter:35 to 200
Amherst Football team: WE LOST, BUT WERE SO GOOD THO!
"school kids make jokes about Amherst Football team being good"
Amherst Football team: TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!
Game score: 35 to 1, Amherst leads.
Third quarter:35 to 200
Amherst Football team: WE LOST, BUT WERE SO GOOD THO!
"school kids make jokes about Amherst Football team being good"
Amherst Football team: TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!
Amherst Football Team by gWRIOL November 14, 2018
Fag Football
A version of American football where two fully nude teams play with a bar of soap in a communal shower.
Fag Football by Tom's Brady September 22, 2021
passing the football
The act of two lovers pressing their asses together and one partner shitting a large solid turd into the anus of the other partner.
passing the football by Midnight Assassin June 22, 2016
National kiss a football player day
National kiss a football player day by ashley.29 October 28, 2019
American Football
An extremely intense sport, popular in America, Canada, and played in parts of Australia, which involves large amounts of endurance, strength, and strategy. Brits like to bash it, only because the term "football" is one more thing Americans have that used to be only theirs (oh snap), and because soccer (futbol, football, whatever) is the worlds most popular sport, they can't comprehend the fact that people don't agree with the majority.
The sport has become an obsession in America, and is a giant part of American culture. The rest of the world is obsessed with the lovely little gentlemans sport of futbol, America is obsessed with the hard-hitting high impact sport of football. Were different, not ignorant. If you don't like it, fake an injury and hope America gets a red card
The sport has become an obsession in America, and is a giant part of American culture. The rest of the world is obsessed with the lovely little gentlemans sport of futbol, America is obsessed with the hard-hitting high impact sport of football. Were different, not ignorant. If you don't like it, fake an injury and hope America gets a red card
People get mad when Americans bash soccer, and insist that we don't understand and that were ignorant of other cultures outside our own. Though, ironically, everyone else does the same exact thing when it comes to American football... But the majority agrees with them, so it's ok
American Football by Sifp July 26, 2010