Fire log

The type of shit that makes your ass hole burn.

or

Another word for doing a number 2.

Person 1: Person 2 where have you been, You have been gone for ages.

Person 2: I went to make some fire logs.

by M.Doyle October 13, 2007

Fire Tornado

A Cataclysmic event that occurs in a relationship where your girlfriend becomes a flaming whore and you are sucked up in a tornado of emotions. The burns you receive are not visible to the naked eye but deep down you are scorched to the 3rd degree.

Colby: My girlfriend and I got into a huge fight last night..

Mike: What happened?

Colby: I dont know she's just a flaming whore!

Mike: I think you've been struck by a Fire Tornado..

by Hayes #17 December 23, 2008

fire dance

Soemone who is so bad at dancing that their actions could occassion comments such as "I have seen people on fire move better". A fire dance is being performed.

Look at that dim limbed twat in fire dance mode

by Roman Totale October 30, 2007

fire in the pole

The fetish of using a tweezer to stick red pepper flakes into your pee-hole. The man then screams out "FIRE IN THE POLE!" at the top of his lungs, usually in extreme extasy/pain.

It was only a matter of time before Andre's job at the Pepper and Tweezer Emporium led to his uncurable "fire in the pole" fetish.

by ickabodCANE March 30, 2004

fire hydrant

circumsised penis with the shape of a fire hydrant. it may possibly have freckles but those are rare to find. jews, muslims, gingers, and fire croches as well as thje whole ginger family tree. firehydrants have many nicknames such as helmet head, xuavi, and wavi xavi. make sure to rag on your local firehydrants within your community. you do not want to engage in friendly relationships with this species of penisis (xavi)

arroyo- "look, you best hand over the call of duty remote!"
xavi"im a fire hydrant, have some respect"
arroy-"next time i hear respect an fire hydrant in same sentance, i smack you with wide,hungry, and ready to come out of burrow anteater"
adubi-"hop off xuavi,your not part of the eater society."

by puerto del mas rico May 26, 2010

Fire Hole

Fire Hole is what you get when you eat too much indian food. It's what happens when you pee out of your butt, when said butt is on fire.

God, I had too much indian food. I was in the can for an hour with fire hole

by Thoadthetoad July 4, 2010

Fire In the Hole

1 (verb)
a hilarious yet immensely cruel act involving a car full of you and your friends, a drive-thru fast food establishment, and an order of a large water. the procedure goes as follows:

a) roll down passenger window (or open sunroof if available).
b) go to a fast food place in a car full of friends, order a large water.
c) when handed the water, immediately pass it over to the passenger.
d) passenger pops out of aforementioned window, water in hand.
e) everyone yells 'FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!' at the exact moment the passenger throws the water into the window of the fast food restaurant.
f) drive off REALLY fast, and laugh hysterically.
g) feel really bad.

2 (exclamation)
what you and your friends yell upon performing a 'fire in the hole'

1) jack and his friends laughed for 4 straight days after performing a 'fire in the hole' at a local Wendy's.

2) jack, bob, jim, brian, and garry hilariously exclaimed 'FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!' while performing a 'fire in the hole' at a local Wendy's.

by bluie April 14, 2005