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Farmers Football

When you are in bed with your girl and you fart under the sheet and spit in the air and see if she catches the fart or the spit.
My brother played farmers football with his girlfriend last night and she passed out from the onion ring farts
Outs
by D34DSK1N May 22, 2022
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rage farmer

Rage farmer: a shock jock who cultivates rage and fear to build an audience...Rush Limbaugh, Alex Jones
Rupert Murdoch is a rage farmer built his media empire by cultivating rage and fear
by pscot October 27, 2023
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Aura Farmer

Someone who farms aura points all the time by pretending to know things or be good at things retroactively after they happened.
"Hey man I knew he was gonna do that the whole time" hey come on man stop being a aura farmer
by owangutaun January 4, 2025
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moisture farmer

somebody who is, was or always will be jacking off, a.k.a 'farming' the 'moisture'.
don't you reckon mark zuckerberg would be a massive moisture farmer?
by alexisalive.exe May 20, 2023
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Rice Farmer

Mark only likes asian girls, he's a rice farmer
by DR. SHITASS April 3, 2023
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Clip Farmer

1)Somebody found on any social streaming platform such as Twitch, Kick, etc. who overreacts to mostly everything that happens in said stream.
"Jynxzi is such a clip farmer bro.."
by Co0che man July 17, 2024
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