farting around

I dunno the real definition, but I guess it's "being an idiot", or "being naughty".

1.Stop farting around and help me out here!
2.What are you doing? Farting around again!?

by TRH October 28, 2003

Farping

Faffing around in Car Parks, or Parking Lots. For some reason, a proportion of drivers are unable to make simple choices about where to park their car in a Car Park. One often witnesses said drivers spending minutes driving around a totally empty Car Park before eventually deciding on which space they want to park in, only to change their minds again. These persistent farpers are a plague on society, but even often superior drivers can occasionally find themselves farping, suddenly unable to choose between two identically beneficial car parking spaces.

The word can also be used to describe people who spend ages and ages perfectly straightening their car in a parking space to no perceivable gain other than it looks slightly neater.

"I hate shopping with you, you farp around so much trying to park!"

"How long has he been straightening that car? He's such a farper!"

"Stop farping about and just park the damn car!"

by Bauul Ben August 4, 2007

Facking

Having sex whilst really tired; "fucking while knackered"

I often fall asleep while we are facking; I just can't deal with sex when I'm so tired

by JoTony November 11, 2014

premature farting

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"
Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"
Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"
Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

by Linus365 August 29, 2005

farking

The act of copulating within a suburban parkland.

Those two mad rooters are farking in the kiddy swings again!

by Fearnze February 8, 2007

midget farming

The planting of nuts and bolts, in the hopes of growing strong midgets to work as munchkins and fight the evil courageous lion!!

Hick 1: I just raped a goat!!
Hick 2: I work on a midget farM!!
Hick 3: midget farming is fun...

by William Shaklefurd March 28, 2007

Farkan

Noun: A male who thinks he is extremely good looking and intelligent, when someone should have told him he is barely luke warm. Usually these types have bad hair and qustionable oral hygiene. Are inept at proper social interraction and like to stare.

From the Turkish name Tarkan - a very attractive male, and the saying " F minus". F minus + Tarkan = Farkan

i so just got hit on by Farkan.

by Tia April 2, 2004