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Face Furniture

Another term for a man's beard
"Look at that guy's face furniture....I could totally sit on that!"
by toldyouZed May 21, 2016
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funk face

funk face: is a face you pull when playing and listening to funk like you are the man/woman - think of the face you pull when you smell one of your own farts - ITS THE SAME FACE !!
"oooohhhhwwwweeeee that dude is lost in the music look at his funk face"

"look at that dude in the car with the windows up either he is rocking out to some funky shit or he has just dropped one and it smells good" !!
by Big Luke Dawg August 9, 2016
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Dunce Face

Dunce face is the nick name of Denki Kaminari given to him by Kacchan Bakugo.
Bakugo: Dunce Face.

Bakugo: Dunce Face!

Bakugo: DuNcE fAcE!!!!!
by I am Shoto from UA April 8, 2021
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Face Pounds

When an individual gains weight solely in the face and cheek region, giving the illusion of obesity or lack of fitness.

This anomaly is common among aging Hollywood celebrities.

also written as "face lbs"
Stephanie: Holy shit did you see Luke Wilson in that AT&T commercial?
Eric: Yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.

Mike: So what do you think about my girlfriend?
Eric: She is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.
by Sean Sloman July 7, 2010
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face sat

When a guy spends too much time with a girlfriend or female acquaintance for an extended period of time. Usually at the expense of the guy's other male friends who would rather be hanging out with him too.
Brian never goes out with us anymore because he is usually being face sat...
by dickdog75 November 30, 2011
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face-twit

(function: noun)

(pronunciation: feys-twit)

1. Someone addicted to social networking media such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.

2. Someone who uses social networking sites predominately for communication and expects everyone else to do likewise.

3. A person who blogs inanely and incessantly about every facet of their daily life.
1. Joe is a face-twit for getting fired from her job because she kept surfing Twitter posts during work hours.

2. Simon and Mary behaved like face-twits when they announced their wedding engagement via Facebook and seemed put out to have to tell me in person.

3. When Anne posted what she had for dinner on Facebook, Bob commented "You're a total face-twit."
by Emperor of the Americas August 29, 2010
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Protractor Face

Ugly but with sharp features used as an insult. commonly used in PEI.
You and your friends all have protractor faces!!
by Shxhcjjcns January 17, 2015
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