Eddie

Mascot for English metal legends Iron Maiden. Theres a different iteration of him on almost all of their 16 (soon to be 17) studio album covers.

Bruce: Did you hear Iron Maiden is releasing their 17th studio album Senjutsu on September the 3rd?
Dave: The new Eddie on the cover is a samurai! Kick-ass, dude!
Steve: Up the Irons!!!!

by Menacing Name August 15, 2021

Eddies

Shite pizza establishment located in wigan

Jamie: is Eddies still open
Craig: I’d rather eat dog shite

by TeevReqq June 23, 2021

Eddi

Reddit without the r and t lol

Eddi moment

by l0velitchi June 25, 2021

Eddie gawk

A cool guy that doesnt like plain rice because hes tasteless. He has a very weird sense of humour and usually makes sus comments but wont admit hes 0.9% gay . He has the most annoying gf but somehow still loves her, he is a very big simp for kristina but he doesnt wanna admit it for some reason. His faceee ,hes the mostt beautiful person and has the cutest eyelashes but wont realise how long they're because hes blind . He has some cute ass dimples which everyone should be jealous of . Everything about him in general is perfect except from the fact that he wont attempt to write with his left hand. He tends to turn everything into something dirty no matter what you say. Hes very helpful and is really smart,he always works hard for everything which is something that amazes everyone. He deserves the whole world <3

Kris : Who's that smexc guy?
Stranger: its eddie,eddie gawk
Kris : dayummmm now it all makes sense

by hahahelloidk July 1, 2021

eddy offbeat

hits different

late night talks at 3am...eddy offbeat!!!!

by blossom423 July 8, 2021

Eddie McTusan

The man, the myth, the legend. It is written that Sir Edward McTusan, AKA "Eddie McTusan" is the greatest Australian Footy player to have ever played the game,

Well, he's certainly no Eddie McTusan but that Aussie sure can play footy.

by JJDST October 24, 2011

Eddie

Eddie is a human experimentation project of REDACTED, the CIA’s rebooted successor to its MK-ULTRA project, and as of 2021 is its only surviving attempt to create an entity so stubborn it can withstand any level of psychosomatic torture. At the time of writing, Eddie has rejected around 1450 covert tests, almost unanimously considering them to be “weird nightmares”, regardless of whether they are performed while he is fully awake or not. Although their improbable levels of internal logic and plotline raise red flags among those he shares these “nightmares” with, the level of pigheadedness the CIA saw fit to grace him with makes the project extremely unlikely to be revealed.

Friend #1: Why the hell doesn’t Eddie have a psychiatrist?

Friend #2: I don’t know. He says they all ghost him.

by andrea63278879603 November 23, 2021