girl next door

The girl that is nice and you would like your parents to meet. Makes a great friend and above a good girlfriend

I wish I could be the perfect girl next door

by DizzyLizzy February 1, 2007

Door Knocker

While performing vaginal sex in the missionary position, a door knocker is the act of the man's ball sack gently tapping against the woman's butthole during each thrust. A play on the phrase, "he's knocking on the back door." In which a man suggests or non-verbally asks a woman if he can perform anal sex by tapping her butthole with his penis.

I was with Ron last night. He could not leave that door knocker alone!

by rhastings88 April 3, 2009

sperm donor

1. A male figure who wants a child, has a child, then tries to deny the child to get out of paying child support.
2. A male figure whose child cannot stand him.

1. Kenny blackmailed her into having that baby, but he turned out to be nothing but a sperm donor.
2. She won't even refer to him as her father, she calls him sperm donor to his face.

by LaDeena June 11, 2006

Dick Door

The act of a male going to the toilet to urinate(and sometimes pooing) and instead of washing his hands when finished, he instead exits the toilet and uses the same hand that was used to hold his junk(or wipe his ass) to also open doors. This leaves traces of his dick particles on all door handles he has touched for others to come along and touch.

Carlos: Eewww, I just saw Thiago leave the toilet before me without washing his hands and then re-enter the office building.
Geoff: Did he turn the door handle to get back in?
Carlos: Yeah!
Geoff: What a cunt! That's Dick door. Make sure you desanitize your hands

by Big Kahuna Burgers January 6, 2012

Dolo

Doing Shit On your own. not rolling deep. Solo.

"usually I'm dolo, but i got a crazy team" - Gangstarr "right Where U stand"

by nasty_nas373 June 24, 2007

door stop

A person with severe mental retardation.

That door stop needs his diaper changed.

by Dave-o January 22, 2005

donor boner

when ur buddy has a chance with a super hot chick BUT she has a fat or ugly friend that will most definately cock block so u have to take one for the team {also known as wingman}.

Jason:yo I got a chance with that hot chick over there but I know her fat friend is gonna cock block me, so I need ur help.
Ed:let me guess u need my donor boner for the fatty.

by Jason E. and Ed P. March 25, 2008