Ding Dong

a name of an alien species from another planet that has a life expectancy of 2 years. their most notable traits are their slim-like bodies, stubby ears and long limbs, yet lack of nose. the low classes of these species wear only a shirt, but nobles and higher also wear lower attire to cover their nonexistent genitals. long ago, however, in the year 1XXX, their planet was invaded by Let's Play-ers, and the race needed to take action and fend the raiders off their sacred planet. unfortunately, they failed, but only one survives to move to Earth to avoid another invasion. Ding Dong is currently living with his new soulmate, a male Mexican artist named Julian Marcel. they create games together.

also chris stikny,,,

Person: hey remember when Ding Dong was still relevant

Person 2: who

Person:

by Dedede Man May 17, 2020

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Danka Dong

A monstrosity of a penis. Even bigger than the giant horse cock.

Yo I heard John has a Danka Dong! I wanna se if I could take it.

by Fred McJiggingsworth July 6, 2020

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Ding Dong Dick

The act of leaving a 7 foot dragon dildo at ones door after ringing said victims door bell.

Brad broke up with his girlfriend so her friends decided to Ding Dong Dick him.

by ItsDarc August 4, 2020

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Double dongel

Double dongel is a sexual concept where you fuck someone so hard they get wifi. Like an antenna.

Dongel is a Swedish word for USB wifi adapter.

Works as a verb aswell, as seen below.

Yeah man, I double dongeled him/her so hard that she got wifi. Didn't have the password though.

by kangaroocash August 26, 2020

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