Dave

Given pseudonym for some one you deem forgettable or who's name you don't care to remember, sometimes in reference to a person that tries hard and fails harder or solicits favors that will not be granted. Original referenced to 2010 space odyssey where HAL replies to a request “I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that”, other quotes often referenced are: "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?" and "Dave, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question."}

"That guy is such a Dave, he tried to show off some dance moves and then threw up all over himself and his girlfriend"

by Ker0sine September 4, 2019

Oh my DAVE!

An expression of suprise which can be used as a substitute for the common phrases "oh my god" and "oh my days," etc

This is all down to online instant messaging, and a little too much imagination!

the pronunciation of this is staggered, with a large emphasis on the word "DAVE" itself

"arghhh my hair is on fire!"

"oh my DAVE!"

or

"oh my DAVE not you again!"

by Charl-flash/Beeblay February 20, 2009

Dave

An absolutely dick, most are selfish pricks that only care about themselves. Will use you then throw you out afterwards. Only 1 out of 10 Davids are nice. However if they go by Dave then they will mock and ridicule you for the rest of your life. My mother married a fucking Dave and he's a piece of shit. Fuck you Dave; think of someone else besides yourself for once bitch.

Don't be a Dave, they laugh at kids whose parents just died. They're fucking bastard!

by Cordediligamus April 29, 2019

Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

When a leathery faced older lady rubs your penis over your black jeans and buys you a coors at a dive bar

That lady just gave me the ol’ Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

by SALosDawg4Eva May 23, 2021

Dave Barz

Dave Barz is a succsessful Hip-Hop artist / Rapper from Bridgeport Connecticut, he has collaborated with many other succsesfull artists such as K.Sparks, Nyce Da Future, Nikelous F, etc etc. He has released many albums over the past 10 years and has been featured on thousands of mixtapes accross the united states as well as overseas, he was featured in Rap Fanatic Magazine with a full page and article as well as a promo spot. Dave Barz is signed to Double Up Entertainment and is one to look out for.

Dave Barz did a song with Nyce Da Future who is signed to G-Unit Record and his lablemate K.Sparks has collaborated with Kid Cudi.

Dave Barz is one of the best Hip-Hop artists in the state of connecticut

by killahkevSOUTHEND August 18, 2010

girl Dave

shropshire man/bird with a nirish fetish often found wallowing in others sick and wearing a blue cap. loves to cane a bowl of smash with bisto chicken gravy and drink a bottle of vodka before attempting to execute a taxi driver with the energy sword. resides in squalor in chester.

dude, girl dave was all like, "wheres nirish? hes got my vodka and smash!"

by an individual in society! December 11, 2004

Dave

A common phrase for people pretending to be a different gender (mostly female)
Similar to a catfish.

Dave‘s are trying to hook up other people in online games or social media to get certain benefits out of it.

I think I got catfished yesterday by Dave and dumb me gave all my resources to Dave.

by WisestGuyOnEarth July 15, 2021