sloppy dallas

The sloppy Dallas is the act of getting a blowy by a mouth full of dip.

Preferably Peanut butter or specifically McDonald’s BBQ sauce.

Hey step blarg would you like to receive a sloppy Dallas?

by Borekaspitriott October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

When a man blows a man with a mouth full of dip spit

My neighbor gave me a sloppy Dallas last night after my daughters piñata party.

by Thegirlma October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

Getting a blowjob from a girl who has packed a fat lip of dip and slobbers on your shaft.

That bitch gave me a sloppy dallas and my schlong looked like a freshly cut lawn.

by DudeAss October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

When a chick packs a mouthful of dip and proceeds to give oral sex. The penis afterwards is covered with dip. Thus, a sloppy dallas.

"Hey stepbro? Can I give you a sloppy dallas?"
"Sure, make sure it's Copenhagen though."

by TheMainMan4211 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When a girl packs a fat lip of dip and gives you a blow job.

Me and the wife were on the tractor and all of a sudden she rips off my pants and starts giving me a Sloppy Dallas

by PedroDePirate October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your partner takes an entire can of dip in their mouth, and proceeds to give a blowjob

I wasn't really into Ashley, then she gave me a Sloppy Dallas.

by Yeezius October 16, 2020

Dallas Dipstick

when someone shits then gets penetrated in the ass without wiping

guy 1: what’d u guys do last night
freak: gave her a nice Dallas Dipstick

by fentgod69 August 21, 2024