cupcake eater

slang for paedophile.

reference to now famous youtuber "EDP445" who was caught approaching a 13yo girl's house, and responded by claiming he was simply "out here to grab a cupcake".

person 1: "hey have you heard about <minecraft youtuber>"
person 2: "yeah, apparently he turned out to be a.. *clears throat*.. cupcake eater"
person 1: "wow. im so surprised"

by telamons chicken hat April 6, 2024

cupcake liners

when you need to wipe your ass but you ran out of coffee filters.

boyfriend: hey I just used the last coffee filter and it's an emergency....
girlfriend: don't worry, I think we still have cupcake liners.

by miss.slappy.nugget April 11, 2015

Cupcake Cock-Clown

A cupcake cock clown, is a faggot that dresses as a clown with a cupcake.

Sarge: ALL I GOT WAS YOU CUPCAKE COCK-CLOWNS AND A SIDE ORDER OF FUCK NUGGETS.

by AttackOnCrack June 29, 2018

Cupcake

Cupcake is a delicious treat and is very yummy!

Girl:mmmm this cupcake is so good
Me:DUMBASS OFC ITS GOOD🙄

by Riley the swaggy beish😎 April 6, 2021

cupcake stage

Cupcakestage when a couple love each for the first few weeks then brake up and hate each other on the next week

Goes to I love you to I can't stand you

Cupcake stage

by Ghost killer November 22, 2015

Milf cupcake

A badass chick. One of the most beautiful people you’ll ever meet. Incredible green eyes, and legs that don’t stop. She has a great sense of humor, is always willing to laugh with y

You should get yourself a milf cupcake, you’ll have the time of your life

by Fireside-94 September 27, 2022

Vanilla Cupcake

Code for wanting to have sex but keeping it suddle, generally asked when there are to many people around say say it directly

A guy and a girl were hitting it off at a bar with their friends. The guy asks "Hey, do you want a vanilla cupcake? " The girl says "Sure." Then they leave the bar together.

by bu11seye456 June 12, 2018