Zen Crystal

An incel that browse the internet with Anime pictures as his profile due to the fact his face is uneasy to look at. He usually seeks attention as he rarely does human interactions in real life and rather uses social media for his gain. This person most likely has no friends but he does have an obsession with fictional 2d characters which to him is "okay". His life is basically meaningless and full of the big sad.

Wait Bob, dont tell me that you're Zen Crystal? What a disgrace! As your friend i will get the help you need even if it means sending you to the Mentally ill hospital.

by lonelypencil November 12, 2021

Arabian crystals

Dried cum on someone's face and or hair from wearing Arabian goggles. Usually discovered the next morning.

After a long night of wearing my husband's Arabian Googles, I had to comb the Arabian crystals out of my hair the next morning.

by Barefoot&boots August 25, 2016

Crystal

THAT BITCH. Will love you but also cut you. Beautiful inside and out. Never afraid of a challenge. Doesn’t chase but attracts. Niggas are not worthy. Can take home to mama but also make a mama.

Wow i did you just see “Crystal”walk in

Yeah I had to leave that Crystal alone she had me in love

by She’s here November 22, 2021

Crystal V

An extreme 2x4. Biggest bitch you'll ever meet. Probably not someone who you can rely on. She's a stuck up bitch who would most likely refer to herself as queen, when in reailty, she's a slutty ass ugly bitch who cant stay off her knees and has nothing better to do with her life except annoy the hell out of other people

Wow, that bitch is a Crystal V. Throw eggs at her!

by Smashed eggs October 18, 2008

crystal cowboy

A man who exchanges sex for crystal meth

That's the finest crystal cowboy this side of the Mississippi, I'll tell you what

by The big phink January 12, 2019

Crystal

The cutest person in the world, and is the best friend you could ever have in your life , never lose them or you will regret it . They're nice and give the best hugs in the world. They're caring, funny, nice, cute, amazing and perfect

Crystal is cute asf

by Chiplover212 March 6, 2025

Crystal 7up

A guinea rat Good at promising people high end hand crafted billiard cues for their birthday. Known for her work as a 7 up vendor skonka she currently resides in the streets of the 209 district and surrounding areas.

Known alias's:
Skonka
Rat
Cat Water
Cum Catcher
Vendor bop
Sancha and more.

Hobbies include:
Being a rat
Skonking around other vendors
Donkeying other donkeys
Not buying pool sticks

Crystal from 7up is a rat
Crystal 7up

by AySly February 2, 2023