Cougar Cubbing

When you land a MILF and her daughter at the same time.

Man if cougar cubbing was an Olympic sport, I'd bring home the gold.

by Speakeasy777 March 29, 2022

cougar

An older woman who is into younger men. She is is older than them by at least 10 years. If they are born in the same year she is not a cougar.

I hope my recently divorced mother doesn't become a cougar!

by katiemcdonald January 23, 2022

Step-Cougar

When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.

Holy fucking step-cougar, Shirley just banged mustafa ben ladin’s son osumma ben ladin.

by Marioselak818 April 17, 2022

cougar call

The mullet hair style, especially when worn by a 18-21 year old man

Bro have you seen Chad's new hair cut, it's an absolute cougar call

by AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH February 16, 2021

Cougar's pet

A much younger male in search or preferring a much older woman.

The only reason he's with that old Lady is because he's a Cougar's Pet.

by Silent_Voice_In_The_Dark February 22, 2021

Cougar Trapper

Young man that trolls "cougars" or older women with the motivation of finantial gain.

That young f-boi s cougar trapper.

by LisaSings! March 2, 2021

Corner cougar

The Corner Cougar spots her prey and is extremely selective. She will lie in wait to seduce the hottest younger guy in the bar, club or sports field. She is more sexy and lethal than a regular run-of-the-mill cougar because she is subtle even though she’s on the prowl.

The Corner Cougar is the opposite of desperate. She is so gorgeous and mysterious she knows the guys will be drawn into her corner. She hunts but the prey are lining up without her having to lift a finger. Not every guy is brave enough for the challenge. She is the ultimate cougar prize with major bragging rights if you score her.

Young guy to his buddy: “Hey Dude, that Corner Cougar is super hot! Wonder if I stand a chance in hell?”

“That Corner Cougar’s gonna eat me alive!”

“If I can score that Corner Cougar I know I’ll get the best blowjob of my life!”

by Madame GenX May 12, 2021