Comady

- The feeling of being so 'not-amused' that you might just slip into a coma.

- When comedy just ain't comical.

Donna: I watched this Billy Connolly stand-up DVD with my brother and I was so bored. I nearly slipped into a comady!
Martha: Really? I think Connolly is good for laughs, except sometimes I find what he says to be a little incomprehensible.

by Rina Lam January 8, 2012

Comancheros

Men who like to wear matching jumpers

Why are those men wearing matching jumpers? They are the Comancheros son.

by Grumpy Mia April 18, 2014

commuter coma

Derived from the German compound noun "Nahverkehrskoma" describing the state of the hangover guys you see in the commuter train on their way to work on Friday mornings: Blood shot eyes, stubble on their cheeks, bad breath and too much grease in their hair - but a tie around their neck (the unmistakable sign of being hanged for money every fucking day in the office, for which they have to compensate in the pub).

Boss: "I've heard there was another train failure on the DART line this morning."

Employee says: "I know, it's outrageous! It costs our economy millions every week!"

Employee thinks: Thank god I was in a commuter coma anyway, extending my sleep instead of making this fat bastard even richer.

Boss thinks: Is this slacker smelling of booze or what?

by Dietrich September 3, 2007

couch coma

1. the lackadaisical state one is in after watching tv for over 2 hours, often induced during marathons

"dude you wanna go to applebees"
"sorry man fresh prince couch coma"

by downplay August 21, 2009

computer coma

The spaced out, staring off into the computer screen without a thought of what to do next.

I found myself sitting at the desk waking up from a computer coma that lasted 5 mintues.

by dafudaloiz October 5, 2011

Zoom coma

The state of lethargy that you feel after a full day of Zoom meetings or after an extra-long Zoom call.

Bro, that 95 person Zoom call was exhausting! I know, I'm in Zoom coma.

by Fernandito May 10, 2020

Going Commando

To not wear a face mask when it is required.

Greg, put ur damn face panties on!! You know you can’t walk around the office going commando!

by BBQFreak August 6, 2021