jebubebus christ

The official love child of Jesus and Satan

My lord and savior is jebubebus Christ

by Bobbyross420 May 24, 2018

Alba and Christ

The sweetest couple in the world, lovely people on their own too.

Wow look at them, so cute! They're definitely like Alba and Christ

by DutchBallVIII February 18, 2021

Christ Killer

A slur against people of Jewish ethnicity or religion derived from the idea that the Jews were at fault for the death of Jesus Christ (Also known as Jewish deicide)

The Jews are good for nothing Christ Killers!

by Beelz3bub June 28, 2021

Christ Barsamyan

Strongest guy you’ll ever see, Down to fuck anytime and sexiest body ever

Christ Barsamyan is such a strong and sexy guy, I should go fuck him.

by 818_Pavel August 5, 2022

Christ Cream

when he waves his dick in the shape of a cross while he cums on your face with rosary beads in one hand and repeating the lords prayer.

I want that Christ cream

by christcreamer May 15, 2023

Jesus Christ Sponge

Commonly referring to the pads of non-working lame excuse for a cleaning tool otherwise known as Shamwow.

It's a fucking Jesus Christ Sponge! Run from the soakage!

by JellysWalkinOnAir December 30, 2009

Mother of Jesus Christ

Something you yell out when your team is losing or you have to pay a expensive bill.

John- Mother of Jesus Christ i can't believe the Patriots are losing to the Raiders

Me- I guess the patriots just suck

by Crzyfkr October 9, 2010