Dinky Cheese

White and smelly residue found around the head of a penis. Only happens when a male's penis is not circumcised. It's caused by bacteria build-up under the fore-skin.

Friend 1: Dude, what kinda cheese you got? im trying to make a sandwich
Friend 2: I only got dinky cheese...
Friend 1: ewww thats gross!
Friend 2: I know :(

by ElPhenomeno01 July 24, 2011

cheese-muncher

1) A person who is aroused by ones body cheeses.

2) A person who eats fromunda cheese / ear cheese / boob cheese/ butt cheese

3) Booty sweat / Ass Juice

4) Residence of Wisconsin

5) An act you can pay a hooker to do for a price

Mayor of Munchy: "Hey McFly, I got this girl in Green Bay to do something nasty!"

McFly: " What? When you went deer hunting in the U.P. for a week?"

Mayor of Munchy: "Ya Dude, our last day there, I meet a cheese-muncher!"

McFly: "Huh?"

Mayor of Munchy: "She ate my fromunda cheese. It was so gross!"

by Cheese4green September 23, 2011

Cheese Oven

An internal bodily cavity in which one warms their cheese

What happened?!

Just got punted in the Cheese Oven

by Snoo-Snoo June 14, 2018

Rodeo Cheese

Rodeo Cheese (noun): the excrement emitted when farting a compound of cum, poop, and lube onto the male’s torso by the rider engaging in reverse-cowgirl anal intercourse.

The rodeo cheese was so caked into my chest hair, I had to give in and just shave it off.

by ElMuchoDingDong16 July 8, 2018

Raw Cheese

When Cheese is raw, uncooked. Perfect for raw cheese sandwiches. Note: grilled cheese sandwiches do not count. Cooking said cheese negates the rawness.

Hey, Phil brought a raw cheese sandwich for lunch.

by D Shift Squad May 27, 2018

Cheese Wanker

Someone who fancies themselves to be a cheese expert and can't stop talking about cheese.

He's such a cheese wanker! Every time we eat cheese, he can't stop talking. I just want to eat the damn cheese. I don't need to hear about how it was made, what the cow was fed and how many times a week the cheesemaker brushed the cheese!

by TheCheeseWanker April 13, 2022

frankie cheese

Frankie’s cheese that comes out of his cock

Frankie pulled out his cock and gave us some cheese that is Frankie cheese

by Secr0t March 22, 2021