Sistine Chapel

When you’re having sex with a pregnant woman and have your hands on her body and the baby reaches out to touch your hand.

“Dude me and my wife had sex for the first time since she got pregnant but my son sistine chapeled me and totally ruined it.

by Theycallmesmexy November 10, 2021

Sistine Chapelling

The moment a baby touches your hand from inside the womb while having sex’s.

(In reference to the art piece by Michelangelo, The Creation of Adam found in the Sistine Chapel.)

As stated by Mike Cannon during a comedy skit on TikTok.

“I don’t know about you guys, but my optimal way to orgasm is not while I’m Sistine Chapelling with my unborn kid”

by Mow Mow is stressed out November 12, 2021

queef chapel

Queef chappel , the ladies lady oyster after being slammed by the salami, then it automatically starts to play the trumpet 🎺

Pumped this chick in the queef chapel so hard last night that she sounded like a trumpet player afterwards. toot Toot

by STUBENDER April 28, 2022

Backwards Chameleon Tongue

When you sling your ballsack back between your legs and dunk your balls into your anus

Emeric: Have you ever done a backwards chameleon tongue?

Daryl: No, I hate shit on my balls.
Zane: My balls lack the dexterity.

by Candice Reema September 24, 2022

Canadian Chanel

A long sleeved shirt made from a soft woven fabric known as flannel, showcasing various plaid or checker patterns.

Also known as Flanell.

Brought to you by that Ukrainian guy Semion.

The dad at his sons hockey game was rocking that Canadian Chanel eh?

by That.dont.Impreza.me.much November 10, 2022

Cocco Chanel

Noun, The best freaking human I know. Cocco is a mother, nurturer, the bomb dot freaking com. Great hair, great style, over all a rocking human.

"Cocco Chanel you are the shit!"

by Suiob November 11, 2022

Queef Chapel

A melodious tune box worthy of worship.

Becky's Queef Chapel sounded like the harmonica from Blues Traveler when I was pounding it with my Womb Wrecker last night.

by Mike Oxstiff January 9, 2023