According to definition expert Stephen Colbert, Canada's History is an involved sexual process that requires the use of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Putting everything in is the hardest part of Canada's History.
I invited the hottest girl in my class to come over so we could study Canada's History. If you know what I mean.
by Maxwell GS February 7, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The darkest, foulest, nastiest thing someone can do to another human being, in a sexual manner. Usually associated with the phrase, "Not even once."
Jim:"Hey man I finally laid down some Canada's history on my girl yesterday"
Paul:"Yeah? How'd it go?"
Jim: "Well after crying for 10 hours, she killed herself."
Paul:"Yeah? How'd it go?"
Jim: "Well after crying for 10 hours, she killed herself."
by Jamilla Bullsemen February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. The act of filling up the Stanley cup with maple syrup and dipping moose antlers in it and sticking them in any human orifice.
Jim broke up with Jenny when he saw that she was performing Canada's History on his new leather sofa.
by HiStephenCMC February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by johnsteck February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by missingyes February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. to lay on your back on the hide of a moose, smack yourself in the genitals repeatedly with a stanley cup, masturbate with maple syrup till you burst bloody ejaculation on yourself in the shape of an oakleaf
by Bert Ephen February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. An Anal/Vaginal sexual act involving a Moose antler, usually lubricated with maple syrup. The resulting fluid mixture is then drunk from a replica Stanley Cup with a beer.
by Jacques XXX February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.