craspy

the feeling you get when you wake up after a night of drinking and your throat is mysteriously raw.

I should have never been the only girl at that frat party, I woke up feeling quite craspy.

by a harmless pie October 16, 2008

Crissy wake up

Only annoying people say this unironically, and if it comes out of someone's mouth and they're being serious, it means you should dump them. Just don't say it.

"Crissy wake up! I don't like this!"

by AlExpress August 30, 2022

Sofa Crisp

A long lost crisp which had not seen the light until you began to take your sofa apart looking for your change you've dropped, your keys or your phone. The Sofa Crisp's are usually Soft, soggy texture yet dry and crunchy and very dull in flavour.

"Ooo a Sofa Crisp"

"What does it taste like?"

"Soggy and crap."

by Kaneeeee July 11, 2012

Shit in the crisper

This is when someone gets so drunk they think other household areas are the toilet

Dude #1 - "Why does the fridge smell like shit?"
Dude #2 - "Ohhhh man Dave was so wasted he shit in the crisper!"
Dude #1 - "Nasssssssty!"

by Kuk da Ruk August 20, 2009

hot damn crispies

The redneck style of eating Rice Crispies/Rice Crispy Treats. Usually includes rice crispies drenched in hot sauce and put in the microwave.

I'm hungry bitch, give me some hot damn crispies.

by blackknight76 May 13, 2005

Cruspy

A combination of crispy and crusty. Typically used to describe foods.

The food we ordered was cruspy!

by cptnapalm January 9, 2008

Crispin

Larger species of greying elf found grazing in areas of dense literature. Believed to survive predominantly on crime novels, which it consumes leaving only traces of a brittle, crisp-like substance as evidence of its existence. Crispin-catching emerged as a popular pastime during the 1830's, but the practice is now obsolete. Historians have recently questioned the validity of crispin sightings, and indeed they are now generally regarded as mythical creatures by the majority of the populus, believed in only by crazed booksellers who have recently been Dowled.

"Quick carruthers! Fetch the rifle or indeed the dustpan and brush! I believe I have a crispin in my sights!"

by David Cowpell Downtrodden October 1, 2004