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glok nine

could be short, tall, stoned or drunk, either way they are either very grumpy or very happy.

will either ask for a number or a problem.

could be rich could be poor, dependant on whats available at theift shops that week.
that cunt glok nine tagged my mail box, again
by not glock November 22, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025
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Deep Shit Nine

1. The deepest part of the rectum, beyond Zones 1 and 2.

2. A circle of drab towns on the periphery of London, notably Watford, Croydon and Slough; also Wembley, Stevenage, Harlow, Basildon, Thamesmead, Crawley, Slough and Hemel Hemstead.

Zone 2 takes in places like Harlesden, Romford, Woolwich, Lewisham and Brixton.

Zone 1 consists of gentrified, boho and hipster areas such as Hampstead, Highgate, Dalston, Hoxton, Islington, Greenwich, Fitzrovia, Soho, Kensington, Notting Hill, Richmond, Chiswick, Kingston upon Thames, and Ealing.

Belgravia and Mayfair are off the map.
Definition 1: "I lubed up the dildo and bang: straight into Deep Shit Nine.

Definition 2: "How about we give Dalson a miss and take an Uber to Deep Shit Nine?
by Jack Jazz 1 June 9, 2018
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Fisty-nine

It's a 69, but where you fist each other.
Billy and I fisty-nine'd each other so hard, I couldn't feel my prostate for days.
by NoraFisteen April 10, 2021
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Sixty Sixty Nine Nine

When 4 people are laid out in a square such that each is giving oral sex to one other member, and is receiving oral sex from one other member, so as to make a square chain.
Dutch: So Peach, I heard you were involved in a Sixty Sixty Nine Nine.
Peach: I was giving head to Jasmine, who was giving head to Rosa, who was giving head to Adam, who was giving head to me! It was a Sixty Sixty Nine Nine!
by Joseph Bababooey March 3, 2023
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Shitty-Nine

Like 69’ing, but shitting in each other’s mouths.
Man1: did you guys 69 last night?
Man2: nah bro, we shitty-nined.
by LeSleth March 8, 2020
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