by creeperminer on tekkit legends November 30, 2021
Get the British WiFimug. Taking the piss out of our own nation until someone (usually an American) agrees, at which point we become super patriotic
Person A: God I hate this shithole, our country is so horrible- like who the hell designed out weather?!
Person B: IKR the UK is horrible you all drink so much tea and how is you're weather that horrible do you have anything other than rain?
Person A: Fuck off, Britain is amazing we are superior to you losers- and most of us hate tea and at least our crops are waters and we have FREE HEALTHCARE!
Person B: God you are so british
Person B: IKR the UK is horrible you all drink so much tea and how is you're weather that horrible do you have anything other than rain?
Person A: Fuck off, Britain is amazing we are superior to you losers- and most of us hate tea and at least our crops are waters and we have FREE HEALTHCARE!
Person B: God you are so british
by reallyneedsalife May 13, 2021
Get the britishmug. Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. And I mean it.
Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Whale people do not exist, whales live in the sea.
There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. But British people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points is wrong then.
This brings us to our last point, what language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and myself on the line here, to find a "British" person speaking their native language. Most of them speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUNDS like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist.
Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Whale people do not exist, whales live in the sea.
There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. But British people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points is wrong then.
This brings us to our last point, what language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and myself on the line here, to find a "British" person speaking their native language. Most of them speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUNDS like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist.
Person 1: Did you see that British docuseries "Black Mirror"?
Person 2: British People aren't real
Person 1: *a'rent
Person 2: British People aren't real
Person 1: *a'rent
by BorkaDictionary December 2, 2021
Get the Britishmug. When you are simultaneously taking a piss and a shit. Modeled after the popular British food combo,fish and chips.
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Get the Taking a Britishmug. by J4YD0N July 25, 2022
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Get the british slagmug.