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my brain

my brain is like a file cabinet we got depression anxiety trauma and anger issues :)
jack: my brain is dogshit

jane: same dude
by um no go away October 22, 2020
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fuck brain

1. A person who impedes the flow of traffic on two lane highways by driving far below the speed limit.

2. A person who makes a stupid move while driving a car.
1. That stupid fuck brain is doing 35 MPH in a 55 zone!!

2. That stupid fuck brain!! They don't know how to drive. Look, they're all over the road!!
by Dan of Earth February 20, 2005
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Brain-crash

Situation in which the brain locks-up like a crashed computer due to overload.
Today went so fubar I suffered a brain-crash
by SkyCharger November 2, 2008
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lamb brains

The act of taking only your ball sack out of your pants, choking the balls tightly to the bottom of the sack tightly with your fist, and then standing nonchalantly next to a friend in an attempt to get him or her to look them unknowingly. When and if they do look, you must bleat loudly, mocking a sheep.
That lousy Ralphy got me to look at his lamb brains the other night… and it was while I was eating too.
by Ted N. Renner May 2, 2006
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brain sucking

to suck out other peoples thoughts, thust making ones self smarter, and leaving the others thoughtless.
dude, brooke totaly just sucked kaity's brain. now she can't even remember owls. i think shes addicted to brain sucking.
by ollyfordgertnator February 25, 2009
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Sweater Brains

Human thought organs possessed by human females which allow them to solve problems for themselves and which cause many problems for human males; most notably an inability to maintain eye contact.

Some might refer to these organs, and the wily intuition they seem to possess, as Chesticles
Her career rise has been meteoric because she has displayed a fine mind and even keener sweater brains.
by Random Ness October 5, 2011
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