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fuck brain

1. A person who impedes the flow of traffic on two lane highways by driving far below the speed limit.

2. A person who makes a stupid move while driving a car.
1. That stupid fuck brain is doing 35 MPH in a 55 zone!!

2. That stupid fuck brain!! They don't know how to drive. Look, they're all over the road!!
by Dan of Earth February 20, 2005
mugGet the fuck brainmug.

Brain-crash

Situation in which the brain locks-up like a crashed computer due to overload.
Today went so fubar I suffered a brain-crash
by SkyCharger November 2, 2008
mugGet the Brain-crashmug.

lamb brains

The act of taking only your ball sack out of your pants, choking the balls tightly to the bottom of the sack tightly with your fist, and then standing nonchalantly next to a friend in an attempt to get him or her to look them unknowingly. When and if they do look, you must bleat loudly, mocking a sheep.
That lousy Ralphy got me to look at his lamb brains the other night… and it was while I was eating too.
by Ted N. Renner May 2, 2006
mugGet the lamb brainsmug.

brain sucking

to suck out other peoples thoughts, thust making ones self smarter, and leaving the others thoughtless.
dude, brooke totaly just sucked kaity's brain. now she can't even remember owls. i think shes addicted to brain sucking.
by ollyfordgertnator February 25, 2009
mugGet the brain suckingmug.

Brain Butcher

A relentless maths teacher that overestimates everyone and imposes her beliefs on the students’ brains, therefore butchering them.
Dave: “What’s up, Darren- OH GOD! WHAT IS THAT, A FOREHEAD HERNIA-!?”
Darren: “No, Mr. Biggshoson brain butchered my brain this maths lesson.”
Dave: “how does one do such a horrible thing...?”
Darren: “He gave us 10 extra questions do finish off before the lesson. If we didn’t, then detentions galore.”
Dave: “oh”
by adopt a toblerone October 19, 2019
mugGet the Brain Butchermug.

potato brain

When someone has the mental capacity of a potato or the same habits of a raw potato.
Human 1: Hey potato brain get up!

Human 2: ..... *silence* .....
That's one potato brain!
by Mr.Potato Head April 23, 2017
mugGet the potato brainmug.

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