teddy beer

A beer kept on the bedside table for drinking while falling asleep/lounging in bed. Can really be nice after a tough day at work, or when you're sick/hungover.

Oh, fuck! I'm so hungover right now. How'd this beer wind up next to me? OOOOHHHHH, TEDDY BEER!

by TallJester August 1, 2016

Beer Baptism

After finishing a shower beer, you fill the empty bottle/can with shower water and pour it over your head.

Friend 1: "Hey were you drinking in the shower again? You never cleaned up your bottles."
Friend 2: "Yea, sorry about that. A Beer Baptism was held."

Friend 1: "In the name of the father, son, and holy beer. Your sins have been washed away my son."

by MechAkrasia January 2, 2017

queer for beer

A drunk who will do anything for alcohol, more specifically beer. Most alcoholics wind up sucking cock for booze at one point or another in their lifetime.

Tom isn't normally a faggot but his alcohol problem makes him queer for beer between paychecks.

by Omegaman985 February 6, 2017

cerveza beer

People who sell beer illegally on the street in Spain.

Targeting at both, turists and locals, their only marketing strategy is to keep repeating "cerveza beer, cerveza beer, cerveza beer".

- The bar is closing, what's next?
- Lets go out and find a cerveza beer.

by unixcharles August 2, 2012

beer swag

a drunken stumble or being drunk to the point where you stumble

Example 1: (man 1 trips)...Man 2 "are you ok?"
Man 1 "yeah man ive just got a bit of a beer swag"

by RolyatEornom July 10, 2011

Beer Bender

A man who's homosexual tendencies come out after the consumption of alcohol.

Did you see Jimbo last night after he got drunk kissing that guy? He's such a Beer Bender!

by MegaMassMan October 7, 2011

daddy beers

Drinking beers with another dad untill some young lady calls us daddy.

Daddy beers Laws
1. No Valatie
2. No cocaine
3. No fat chicks

More laws to follow

We are going out for daddy beers… I’m telling you right now I’m only going out for a couple

by Daddy123456689 April 22, 2023