dutch basket

Pulling one's labia over someone's head so it reaches the ears. Done as punishment, not intended for pleasure by either party.

"JD, if you don't get your butt back in here this instant I'm gonna give you a dutch basket to remind you where you come from!"

by AnnieBark August 31, 2006

basketshot

Like a cum shot but your partner stands 50 feet away while you try to shoot your cum in your partners mouth

Person a: do you mind if we try a basketshot tonight?
Person b: of course we can!

by yatangers January 15, 2015

basket robbin'

On Halloween, going early when all the younger kids go, and taking the entire candy basket instead of just taking one.

Parent 1: How does that kid have so much candy already?
Parent 2: He must have committed basket robbin'.

by DANKAPLAN November 1, 2010

BasketballFreak

Resty selli or Resti seli is a introvet person. born as the real MVP girl's basketball in Lentera Harapan highschool. her favorite player is Kobe Bryant. And SHE IS A BASKETBALLFREAK!!!

If the basketball doesn't put a smile on your face, You are doing it WRONG!!
#BasketballFreak

by anonymous August 29, 2016

Basketball Widow

A woman whose mate chooses watching playoff basketball during the months of March to June each year rather than spending time with her.

The new bride had no idea that she would become a basketball widow during March Madness.

by Willsmo Phelps III June 16, 2016

basket toss

When you slam your dick so hard into a female that it launches her across the room. Afterwards one may continue intercourse.

Dude I just basket tossed my girl

by Sad cum April 15, 2017

basketball wedgy

When a basketball gets lodged between the backboard and rim, resulting in a jumpball

My shot resulted in a basketball wedgy

by KGBillionaratio April 25, 2017