Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee

A way to express mild to extreme confusion (or offense) at someone else's words. Identical usage to excuse me. First coined by a DJ.

Wow, that is one great booty!

Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee ?

Globefohufoijsm.

Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee?

by Mysterious DJ July 23, 2020

Parents

1. Oppressing individuals who enforce perfection via the whip and control your life this way too.

2. School-enforcing monsters who come in pairs and together relieve the resisting of any joy.

My parents destroyed my life!

by SuperBoom July 27, 2020

parent msg

COCAINE

ima snort some parent msg

by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 29, 2020

Parents

The people that wanted to have sex but didn't want a child and accidentally gave birth to you. They claim that they're "helping you" When they want to torture you becuase you take time and effort. They were the ones who decided to have you!

Kid: " Mom, Do parents care for their children?"
Mom: "No honey, Thye don't they just wanted to have sex and you were only an accident."

by Mister Doge September 15, 2020

Parent

A caretaker whose sole purpose is to keep their child(ren) from committing suicide, often in the most creative ways imaginable.

I never knew such a large part of being a parent would be to keep my son from trying to throw himself from my arms so he could smash his head on the floor.

by CmdrRockAwesome September 21, 2020

Parents

The people who say "be greatful we brought you into this world" or "without us you would have never been alive" when you really never wanted to be here.

Ugg my parents are so annoying!

by Ifurreadingthisurgay September 22, 2020

scavenger parents

the type of parents who love to take your belongings and hide it in random areas, then you have to go on a fucking scavenger hunt to find it. THANKS PARENTS!

"gee thanks mom for being a scavenger parent, sure is a lot of fun dealing with your bullshit."
to be honest scavenger parents suck, they love to take your stuff.

by VENIN#5293 September 30, 2020