Alondra

Alondra is the kind of girl you’d literally obsess over. She’s pretty, not just regular pretty, but more of a jelly-knees, and butterflies-in-your-stomach kind of pretty. She’s funny, but sometimes her funniness can get the best of her. She also has a kind personality. She really does care for the people she’s close to, but she puts on an act.

Person 1 : Woah, isn’t that Alondra?
Person 2 : Yeah, it is, too bad she has a boyfriend.

Person 1 : Aw man, she’s also probably straight too. Too bad you won’t be able to ask her out to prom, take her on a fancy date, ask to be her girlfriend, take road trips with her, and spend the rest of your life with her.

Person 2 : Yeah, too bad…

by gimmeurc00ch1e April 25, 2022

Alon Berger

Alon baloon choked on soap laid an egg and didnt manage to find thee

Alon berger did it again...

For christs sake!

by Hamor Gadol May 10, 2022

Alonna

This is a person who doesn’t know jeo to spell and types slow and gets 0 bitches

Alonna gets no bitches

by Quandals May 21, 2022

Alonga

the greatest people alive. word means greatest in congo, has a 7 incher

Alonga has such a big slonga.

by here but there May 27, 2022

Alonology

The study of why you or your friend gets no bitches

I'm starting to study Alonology to find us some bitches

by Mzstroyer July 13, 2022

Aalonnah

A person that have a very likable personality and loves their friends and family a lot

I am so Aalonnah

by Lala_land July 19, 2022

Alonization

When the realization finally hits that you are completely utterly one hundred percent alone in life.

1)Only when faced with such a life altering basically life or death situation and left to make it on your own and end up by yourself homeless single with no friends family pets or literally anyone.

What made me come to my alonization was when my boyfriend left me and my parents went to a family reunion taking my kids but not inviting me and making it obvious that i was not welcome in the same day. I search thru yo
My phone to try to find someone to talk to bc im upset and literally no one answers or cares. When i wake up the next day and not a single text or call back from those who even read my texts.

by Mind of Insanity and chaos July 22, 2022