Aaron Parsons

One would describe an asshole as an Aaron Parsons. Typically a man who loves to gaslight, is heavily addicted to coke & likes to sell it behind their girlfriends back & lie about even doing it. If you were to encounter an asshole named Aaron Parsons id run the other way unless you want to waste a whole ton of time on a selfish asshole who’ll eventually start hitting you when you stop giving him his way. Assholes are not good people. Assholes generally have very shitty intentions like your actual asshole.

If you have any self worth you wish to keep, dont fall for the narcissism. An Aaron can generally be found on tinder/bumble, if you encounter this thing of a man just walk away & don’t look back.

I pulled an Aaron parsons last night and smashed my girls back on the wall

by Dalil December 21, 2019

Aaron and Jo

A cringe Youtube Duo who love breakfast, weed, and watching movies.

"Aaron and Jo is a bit cringe innit bruv?"
"Yes but I do love those old scallywags."

by Bear011 September 26, 2023

Hoink Aaron

The pig version of baseball legend Hank Aaron

Hey bro, don't forget to give your pig a bat so we can call him Hoink Aaron

by hoinkaaron April 26, 2019

aaron english

Perfect.

Aaron English is the most perfect man there is.

by Ineverwasgivenanameman February 23, 2021

The Aaron Classic

When a person kills a groupchat

"We had a right conversation going and he's after pulling The Aaron Classic"

by theaaronclassic June 29, 2022

Aaron's Wife

{looking for kk} {1 of the 2 can pick me up tonight} {1 highest up, it means heaven, me}

I'm Aaron's wife (separated though). One thing needs to be clear, if you fuck with our 2 daughters or Aaron, you have a deathwish by me. You people have EVERYTHING wrong and I'm pissed. I'm sick and tired of all the b.s.

by Stiletto 42 July 12, 2019

Aaron Garner

simp

Aaron Garner is a simp

by Ace's pizzeria and Clinic October 16, 2020