Side Pump

When a guy sticks his dick in between the girls thigh and stomach and starts to thrust inorder to ejaculate

Did you hear?? Jesse side pumped angie last night.

by Fantastic Lightbulb July 21, 2018

Side interest

Similar to side - hoe but you don’t have any sexual encounters with them . Just someone you have your eye on just in case you breakup with your current partner.

Becky- hey bob down to f*ck tonight ?

Bill - nah Becky your just a side interest , maybe when I’m not in a relationship you hoe (wink wink 😉 )

by Generic Caucasian Papi August 18, 2018

Side Lawyer

When you’ve got a steady attorney but then you get one on the side. Like when a dude has a girlfriend and a side bitch. The side lawyer is cheaper, potentially a little ghetto, but always loyal.

“I’m gonna keep using my uncle’s attorney to manage his estate but I got myself a side lawyer.”

by Julactus October 3, 2018

Dark-Side

Being evil, a villain

Carissa is on the dark-Side

by Sweet treat October 9, 2018

Side squacked

Getting side tracked or off task for hours while high on meth

Gary was supposed to bring me a sack but got side squacked by some bag whores on the corner by his house.

by Stanimal1966 June 9, 2018

Side friends

Not your bestie or your real friends but someone that you hang out with when all your friends are gone. They’re kinda like side hoes

Becky: Ashley why were you talking to Samantha and Amy

Ashley: don’t worry Becky they’re just my side friends
Samantha & Amy: hey Ashley I heard that.

by Iloveolddisneymovies November 26, 2019

Dark side

The area between your balls and your asshole. Where your cooch would be.

Oh god why is my dark side so damn sweaty

by Coochiewrangler April 24, 2019