Teen angst

Woe-is-me syndrome

Teenagers who think they have it rough also associated with playing the woe-is-me card aka teen angst

by Irvineisconfined September 7, 2021

teen

A word invented by pedophiles to justify their lustful desires.

I can finally have my way with her/him now that he/she is a teen.

by AceLeRoux September 11, 2021

teen

the people who destroyed this website and fucked it.

imagine being a teen

by TruckDestroyed March 30, 2022

Teen

Normally of the color purple and pink when on a poster or writing. An individual who behaves with rude attitude and with an inclination to rebel against the older, wiser community. When in trouble, they turn into their over-protective parents or Snapchat and are likely to have a pj party with their girls, equipped with flashlights and maybe a hidden bottle of champaign. The party involves crying, pillow fighting, getting "drunk", and dancing with each other and maybe some potential licking.

Yo man, ya boy/wing man Ryan from The Ranch. Good meeting you tonight sir. How'd it go? I ended up being cock-blocked by a bunch of teens. Let me know when you roll out next.

by kingpablo May 7, 2018

Teen Programmer

Programmers starting their careers too early. Always fits with the narrative that teens always have BO.

Friend 1: "Oh wait, you're a teen programmer?"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"

by Hydrogen Goose September 18, 2020

terrible teens

The phase teens go through when they are absolutely awful to be around. Eye-rolling, door-slamming, "I hate you," and "You're so stupid," are all symptoms of this untreatable disease.

Oh please, you're just going through your terrible teens. Years from now, after years of intensive therapy, you'll realize I was the best parent I could be.

by chateaudebelves September 20, 2016