Joey Scale

A unit of measuring how bad the smell from a #2 is.
Rated from 0.0 to 1.0 Joeys tells how bad it smells.
0.0 to 0.49 is relatively minor, 0.5 is a normal human.
0.51 to 0.99 is strong.
1.0 Joeys is defined with paint peeling, a black cloud, and a sense of accomplishment.
Anything 1.1+ is EPIC! Contact a physician immediately!!!

Person 1: What did that rate on the Joey Scale?
Person 2: 0.9, don't go in there for a while.

by my401coupe June 22, 2009

meinen joey

a right old goose-mouth who is a big old media center and HURRY MEINEN JOEY! I NEED MORE ROOM TO FIGHT! also vice-versa as me.....sheesh

that chappy right there

by meinen joey April 7, 2004

Joey Topping

Giant fag, loves to ride fat racist upperclassmen dick, wishes was black, has affair with volleyball coach

Did u see that douche in the airport he was suck a joey topping

by dickfucker666 January 26, 2009

joey escamilla

a pepperoni faced fat ass who needs to get a life and grow some balls. but yet he should go on a diet

whale joey escamilla

by quinten castro October 18, 2008

skinny joey

one who drinks 40's in backs of cars and can't find a job. his hobby's include playing yu-gi-oh at the mall with 5 year olds and riverdancing in his underwear while sniffing his own poop.

MAN: "hey, why won't that rock move?" OTHER MAN: "oh don't worry, that's just a skinny joey."

by anti-bobbagadoosh July 11, 2003

Joey Meyer

Brother of Sammy Meyer. A complete and total boss. In other words, a champion.

kid 1- "Dude that kid is awesome!"
kid 2- "Yeah he must be a Joey Meyer."

by davoi sims October 23, 2011

joey tan

Shes a bitch and a liar,a fake friend,uses you,betrayer....overall a hoe ass bitch

"Omg i have a fake friend and i just found out"
"That is DEFF a Joey tan"

by Xmmm October 8, 2020