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Hop on Michael’s Zombies. 

The term “Hop on Michael’s Zombies” is a way of asking a person if they want to partake in having rough sloppy anal sex, and sloppy messy blowjobs.
Person 1: Hey wanna Hop on Michael’s Zombies.

Person 2: Hell yeah bro
On internet forums, when a thread that has been inactive for months, sometimes even years, receives a new response and becomes active again. The term can refer to:

1) the resurrected thread itself, and/or
2) the act of posting in a thread and thereby reactivating it.
1) Wow, this thread's from 2003. We got a zombie!
2) I know this is an old thread, but I zombied it because it might be worth a read by some of the newer users.
zombie by DorkmanScott November 19, 2006

Zombie cum 

Green cum that dispenses from a zombies penis.
guy 1- "he dude what the fuck is that"
guy 2- "What are you a dumbass? Thats obviously zombie cum"
Zombie cum by Janna Junn November 20, 2010

zombie vibrator 

A vibrator that still works even though it is long dead and over used.
Wow, Trisha really pulled some McGiver shit with her Papa Smurf Vibrator. How does someone so dumb rewire electronic toys so well?
zombie vibrator by Mr. Pickles January 12, 2005

viral zombie 

A viral zombie is a zombie that came to exist through the spreading of a particular zombie virus. Zombie Infection is the only real dangerous type of zombie outbreak, due to the ability of the affliction to spread to others. This is the primary group that zombie survivalist movements, such as the web based organzation "ozort", focus on dealing with.
It's a common myth that a viral zombie can only be effectively stopped via severe head trauma.
viral zombie by John Jackson August 25, 2006

Zombie Cow 

What happens if a dead cow isn't hauled off to be processed into meat fast enough. They are usually green and smell like mold. Certain people can turn into Zombie Cows when murdered, if they are fat enough or are extremely dim-witted.
I clubbed the cow in the head and it fell like a rock, but no one came to cut it up so it turned into a Zombie Cow.
Zombie Cow by Sgt. Gemstone March 5, 2007