igor walk

The Igor Walk is when you run out of toilet paper mid-shit, and you have to make the trip to get more. You don't want to smear shit on your cheeks, so you walk a little bowlegged and hunched over, similar to how Doctor Frankenstein's assistant, Igor, walks.

No one was around to get Justin Credible fresh toilet paper, so he had to do the Igor Walk to get a fresh roll.

by Justin Appropriate February 27, 2014

space walk

When a person is spaced out and starts walking randomly. When they start thinking again they usually realize they have no idea where they are or how they got there. It is similar to sleep walking, but it is when you are awake.

Space walker - "Holy crap where am I? Shit, I must have been space walking again."

by Ray Vinmad May 20, 2010

Walk of Dignity

Similar to Curb Shame. The manner in which a true man walks across a road whilst cars are approaching him. Whilst a lesser mortal would quicken his pace, thus removing all claims to valour and honour, the true man undertakes the Walk of Dignity and continues to stride across the road with purpose and direction. Often performed by Alpha Males or deities.

"Yo Deez, you see tha' whitey cross the road? He rockin' that Walk of Dignity like a mother******!"

by PB Rascal September 8, 2011

c walk

To a dance step where one identifies them self as a crip, can be charicterized by a bouncy movement, unlike the b walk which is less bouncy

Shit he can c walk like a mutha'- fuckin' masta!!!

by MCwhitefish May 4, 2003

ciabatta walk

To walk to Jack in the Box for a burger when clearly you should drive there. This walk usually occurs between the hours of 10PM and Midnight, as the lobby is usually closed at midnight, depending on your market.

"De Bo and I shuffled down 10th and took a ciabatta walk to Jack's to get some food."

by Rob R. December 3, 2006

Cluck Walk

When a crackhead is walking down the sidewalk in a loopy motion, looking on the ground fer dropped pieces of dope. Like a chicken looking fer seeds to pick at on the ground.

Shee-it, here comes Dominic down the sidewalk, fiendin', with the High Beams on, doin' the Cluck Walk.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

walks on water

A phrase describing a person who is thought to be as awesome as Jesus

Guy1: Argg.. that dude is such a dick!

Guy 2: Yeah, you know my girlfriend thinks he's awesome?

Guy 1: I know! She must think he walks on water or somethin'..

by Anal Penetration By Forcce August 5, 2011