the valleys

noun. the region of wales, north of newport and cardiff. filled with pikeys, chavs, townies, basically low-class knob ends that love to fight for little to no reason, drink 24 hours a day and pop out new spawn every 9months (or sooner if they've managed to convince more than one girl to bone them)

a total shithole filled with shitheads.

... oh, and they're welsh on top of it all

go into newport on a saturday night and you can see all the chavs that have come down from the valleys fighting in the parks.

the boys from dirty sanchez are from the valleys

by Olly J March 14, 2005

Valley Street Plat Rat

A valley street plat rat is one bad ass S.O.B. Someone who protects there streets family and friends. Someone who won't say shit behind your back if it can't be said to your face! There has been known leaders of these plat rats....the Hasty's! Other known plat rats would be....Shawhand, cox, faris, dickerson, Bentrup, Decker and Whitaker

Don't fuck with them valley street plat rats

by OVP August 22, 2011

ghetto valley girl

a valley girl who strives to be ghetto but speaks ebonics with a valley girl accent, usually a coward and never ready to throw down when the goin gets tuff. But they will put on a show as if they are from the streets.

"she acts like she is hard but she's just a ghetto valley girl from the suburbs"

by but_ta December 15, 2009

spam valley

spam valley is an area in the town of linlithgow near edinburgh in scotland. it is also known as springfield. it is populated mainly by violent homo sapiens, usually under the influence of alcohol. it is called spam valley because spam is thought of as cheap, which is what some people think of the inhabitants or houses in springfield. this however is not the case.

"were r u goin?"
"im away down 2 spam valley"
"why"
"out on the piss"

by cobainirvana May 21, 2004

newark valley

Newark Valley, NY is a small town located some what near Binghamton, NY. The town consists of a population with roughly 500 people and 4 last names. Yet still the population of domesticated animals and firearms is far higher that. If you haven't heard of this town, your cousin probably has.

"Why you talking so fine of your cousin? You must be from Newark Valley!"

by Thewhiteblackpoet December 26, 2016

Meth Valley

A term used to describe Vermillion County Illinois, including Danville and surrounding areas. Aptly named for the inability to ever be more than 100 yards from a former or current meth lab anywhere inside this community.

John: "Have you seen Jane since she got back from Meth Valley?"

Joe: "No, but I heard she lost 50 pounds, her kids, and most of her teeth."

by gawdly1 March 29, 2013

valley of the kings

Swindon, Wiltshire, England.

Swindon - valley of the kings.

by VXL July 17, 2004