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Flying Valeinto

When you and your significant other agree that when she is a asleep she will leave her pants off for one attempt at the valeinto…. When the male gets all geared up and jumps into bed with the hopes of penetration and not crushing pain.
Hey John I finally landed the flying Valeinto last night and the wife loved it.
by Bus if you mus May 22, 2024
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San ValeCringe

The term "San ValeCringe" is used as a kind of mockery of Valentine's Day; because of all the hype that exists around it, which can cause a kind of cringe in people, due to all the displays of affection and love that are shown that day. For the exuberant gifts and sometimes ridiculous actions that people do that day.
Valentine's day is pretty cringiest for some people.

Racso Hudson was the one who implemented this term to Valentine's Day, making it known for the first time in his YouTube video "San ValeCringe" on February 13, 2020.
Racso is the original creator.
"Happy San ValeCringe"

"Happy Valentine's Day, Oh, you mean San ValeCringe"
by Hotticonic February 14, 2024
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Vaseline Valedictorian

Graduated in Vaseline. Had every every colour of tin, even the limited editions. You won't see them without one sliding out of their pocket every 10 to 15 minutes.
"I own every varient, flavour and scent of vaseline. I am such a vaseline valedictorian, I love it! I can't enough of the stuff"
by Qualityfeet69 March 9, 2026
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End-of-Semester Valedictorian

Typically observed in higher education or at the high school level. Refers to the phenomenon in which a student who has done minimal coursework, suddenly exhibits an immense amount of effort, completing (or attempting to complete) every assignment; this is accompanied by a "sudden", doctoral level, concern about one's Grade Point Average (GPA) and academic standing. This term originated from decades of confused professors and teachers musing," if student name had demonstrated this effort and consideration for their GPA throughout all four years of college/high school, they could be valedictorian of their class". Addendum: This term can also apply to the class rank parents expect their student to achieve when they turn in one missing assignment (typically two to five days after the end of the semester); however, it should not be confused with "End-of-Semester Salutatorian".
The college professor sighed and drank deeply into a cup of coffee, "I know Sarah needs an 'A' in my class in order to have a high enough GPA in his major to graduate, just another 'End-of-Semester Valedictorian" :takes another drink of coffee: "thankfully, I teach college".
*or*
The AP Physics teacher was just about to take a drink of her ice-cold stale coffee when "Jeff", who spent most of the course roaming the halls, busted into the room for the fifth time that day, and asked "what can I do to get a 98?" Jeff was clearly an example of the dreaded "End-of-Semester Valedictorian".
by InkDr.237 December 8, 2022
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