Two Weirdos

The result of two weirdos is...gay fuck ups

Josh: What does two weirdos make?
Peter: A fuck up
Josh: A gay fuck up

by WhipMeDaddyyyyy101 May 30, 2018

trick or two

When someone can show you sexual techniques/positions that you may not know.

The gentleman said he could show me a trick or two after he finished fixing the computer.

by CottonHead21 March 23, 2017

two-tooth

A person who has lost most teeth due to meth use or poor oral hygiene. Most often, this person dwells in a trailer park or an urban cesspool. More often than not, this person is painfully oblivious to the reaction of others to their repugnant mouth.

After Patsy Jo passed out drunk in the parking lot , Rectall, her skinny two-tooth husband , dragged her to the truck and took off before the cops got there.

by W34 January 5, 2018

High Two

When you throw up the peace sign.

Chuck: "High five bro"
Tom: "Sorry my man, I only give High twos"

by Joshalosh September 6, 2016

Two Percent

A man who claims to be two percent black just because he likes to play ball and listen to rap.

Oh for sure, he's two percent, you know?

by Henry Williams T April 28, 2011

two-ed

double p0wnage, or being p0wnded twice in a row

Man, that seventh grader just beat you at an arm wrestling match and at picking up chicks. You got two-ed!

by Frank Rofsherlec May 6, 2007

two cups

Your bladder.
Come's from the thought that you can hold two cups before you explode.

Random Person #1: OMG, where's the bathroom? My two cups are full!

Random Person #2: TMI! Third dor on the left.

by Bizzi January 20, 2008