noob tube

When some fucktard feels the need to kill with a grenade launcher or bazooka on COD because they were accidents born on the M20 and have no skill
Fag, fuck you, bitch u just noobed me, noob tube
by taylorkid111 March 01, 2012
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permission to blow tubes

Nautical. Requesting permission to blow hot steam on the tubes in a naval superheated boiler. Often thought to refer to a sailor by the name of Tubes, but this is not correct. The permission is needed because there will be a release of some smoke when tubes are blown.
Engineering Officer: Request permission to blow tubes, sir.
Officer of the Deck: Permission granted.
by Charlie Rippin July 11, 2005
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distended tube sock

Todd's such a slut, not to mention a "total bottom"... I'm sure that, by now, his asshole looks like a distended tube sock. You know, like when the threads of an older sock begin to loosen, and it will no longer maintain it's position when pulled up the leg.
by w0nderb0ydp74 February 08, 2010
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Fallopian Tube

The thing that you are attatched to your bellybutton with your mums vag vag. Also frequently used for whacking people on the head with it and threatening to rip their Fallopian tube off.
Fallopian boy- a kid who is way to attached to his mother
"I will hit you with a fallopian tube"
"I will rip your fallopian tube out"
by MYSTERYFAL April 22, 2010
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pink tube sock

when intestines are pulled out of an anal canal as a result of a serious anal pounding
I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I gave her a pink tube sock!
by Matt Rosado September 07, 2006
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boob tube baby

Stereotype used to categorize individuals who fall into a fairly modern trend in child rearing, where the child is not properly raised. Instead the parent(s) occupy the child by setting them in front of a TV as opposed to actively engaging the child in productive activities. This type of childhood typically fosters poor social behaviors and disorders such as ADHD, beckoning use of term.
John is the most awkward boob tube baby I've ever run in to.
by Chillbur November 21, 2012
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tube sock pigeon

you cumed so much in a condom that it looks like pigeon in a tube sock
aww man that hurt when i made that tube sock pigeon last night.
by cousin skeeter69 November 23, 2009
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