Trumpet

Verb. Pronounced: "Trump It"
When you emotional tweet about something as if a twelve year-old would.

You're drunk Jimmy, don't go trumpeting about cultural appropriation. Just pass me the goon sack you gronk.

by nou June 6, 2018

trumpet pinky

Being a trumpet player and your right pinky is always sore from the oinky hook behind the valves.

Ouch, I can barely move my finger, I guess this is what I get for playing trumpet, trumpet pinky sucks. This trumpet sure is a brasshole.

by Swagbæ June 18, 2018

Trumpet

Slang term for "Telephone"

I need a new trumpet this one's broke

by Meddler101 July 8, 2018

Trumpeting

v. The act of a Trump supporter going on the internet and gloating.

Tom was Trumpeting all the time on social media so I smoked his ass off my friends list.

by Low Rent Crack October 9, 2018

Trumpets

The trumpet, a very nice instrument. The problem is the people playing it. 9.9999/10 they are too loud and 99.9999% of the time, the trumpets are assholes.

God the trumpets won’t shut the fuck up

by Yeetyeetboreet February 19, 2019

Trumpenfreude

Taking pleasure in the misfortune, misery, failure, and general fuck-ups of Donald Trump or his family. Like the German word schadenfreude, but specific to them.

Every time I hear that Donald Trump has done something fucking idiotic again, I get a warm, happy glow of trumpenfreude in my heart.

by dementedfaerie March 15, 2019

Trumpets

Sucking dick

The shordy linked my crib and ran trumpets styll

by Tronnastyll May 29, 2019