Toaster

Taking a selfie while on the toilet, usually taking a shit. A smile is often appreciated when included.

Bro I sent her a Toaster last night. She saved the pic and offered me a blumpkin.

by CatboyChai May 5, 2022

pussy toaster

Slang term for "Tanning salon"

"Is the she in the pussy toaster again?" - "Yeh, same as every Friday."

by Toast of the Town February 16, 2017

Fancy Toaster Bath

You commit suicide with a expensive toaster in a expensive bath tub.

man my man just broke up with me time to fancy toaster bath.

by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjsssaaaajaayy July 10, 2019

Dick Toaster

When you put your dick in a toaster then put it in a body of water for pleasure

Mmmm time for the best Dick toaster I’ve ever had

by SpiderGuy7 October 16, 2019

Wooden Toaster

Wooden Toaster or better know as glaze is a music artist who is a brony

"Have you heard of Wooden Toaster ?"
"Do you mean Glaze?"

by NautilusBbx1873 September 12, 2022

Gold Mining Toaster

When a man is engaging in anal sex with a woman and she then defecates on his penis, the man then blow drys or heats it up until hard then continues to have relations

I gotta wash my penis i just did a gold mining toaster.

by ERric spaghetti May 15, 2011

poke your toaster

The act of finger fuckery

Person 1 - Do you want me to poke your toaster later ? ;)
Person 2 - Only if you make it Pop ;)

by imdunkirk June 4, 2018