Titty Bandit

Titty Bandit (TB) - A pint-sized man with a gallon-sized appetite for titties. Usually too short to reach them so he utilizes a step ladder to reach and drinks a cup of complan every day in hopes of being tall enough to grasp the titties.

That Sandeep man he's a real titty bandit. (said with a pronounced lisp)

by Yung Zoot July 13, 2019

deflatable titties

Unsatisfying pops of a female's milk source

"We love milk leakage!"
"Oh no! It's all gone!"
"Yeah, it's the deflatable titties."

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

titty blaster

When a robot lady shower her boobies and then guns come out and shoot you.

DAMN BRUH, look at the titty blasters on her!!!!!!!!!

by BigDick159 December 20, 2017

Winter Titty

A nice large set of titties you can cozy up to and keep warm in during the winter.

Yeah, she thicc but she got some nice winter titty. I'm not crawlin out from between those until the spring.

by kappakappalong January 2, 2018

T-titties

Short for titanium titties

What might grow on male boobs during puberty

Try squeezing them.

My nips r hard when i quez dem

U got T-titties. From puberty or something...

Pubertitties?

Yea

Why they so hard tho

Idk u got sum metal shit in there, go smash some concrete...

by What was u guys talking about February 4, 2020

Titty typist

Working from home naked during rona, Woman with big ass droopy tits whose nipples type faster than her fingers

Wow Carly, that was a quick reply to my email, you is the bestest titty typist ever!

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

Friendship titty

Some level of personal or intimate detail about your life that satisfies a co-worker's desire for some connection with you (but you've remained aloof for several months).

Ugh, I don't want to share my personal life with my co-workers, but I finally gave in and showed some friendship titty.

by maponymouse April 11, 2017