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Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.
I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.
by Tapsize June 12, 2018
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Shittin Tickets

Phrase that will soon replacetoilet paper
Hey man, you got any spare shittin tickets?”
“Yeah I’ll throw em over”
by I’m Retartoad March 8, 2019
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Tin Tickets

The Foil used to Smoke Heroin/Fentinyl
Holy, he smoked like 5 tin tickets and still hasn't passed out.
by JOEYJOEY1989 August 23, 2022
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Misconduct Ticketing System

NoPeaceNoQuiet.org has created a ticketing system where social media users can report concerns of misconduct and potential illegal activity across social media platforms that has a negative impact on victims and survivors of domestic violence, sexual assault and abuse due to the lack of algorithm removal from the original platform administration. NoPeaceNoQuiet.org misconduct ticking system (MTS) is similar to the ADL’s online reporting for cyber harassment of federally protected groups. Go to the NoPeaceNoQuiet.org website for more information.

Disclaimer: This website should not be construed as being about or referring to any particular individual.
If you are experiencing online abuse, in addition to reporting it to the FBI and your local law enforcement, you can also report it to NoPeaceNoQuiet.org Misconduct Ticketing System.
by Anonymous Taggers December 4, 2023
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Idiot tickets

A person must be an idiot to buy lottery tickets.

Hey Joe, did you win on any of those idiot tickets?
by Idiot ticket buyer February 19, 2026
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Idiot tickets

A person must be an idiot to buy lottery tickets.

Hey Joe, did you win on any of those idiot tickets?
by Idiot ticket buyer February 19, 2026
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Woofer tickets

Kendrick Lamar is coming to town for a concert. Did you get his "woofer tickets"?
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